gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(Source: distractors)

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nasturbate:

theuglycactusplant:

nasturbate:

in my four days at college my dislike of straight white boys had only grown…. plz stop being gross i want to root for you

Why do you give a fuck just get over it. Don’t just stereotype everyone

why yall make it so hard to root for u

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subpop:

Apparently this happened on Dawson’s Creek at some point.

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iwishihadafather:

that’s it. that’s the whole show

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dmysta3000:

The honorable Beifong family tree

dmysta3000:

The honorable Beifong family tree

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